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FANTASY SICKNESS: CURTAIN CALL!

August 6, 2010
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Pierre Thomas: No reason to believe his breakout success last year should come to a halt. The Saints are one of those very rare teams that has managed to keep most of its Super Bowl Championship roster together. Thomas is a hard-nosed running machine with an uncharacteristic agility that keeps defenders at bay. By the time this season is over there should be no doubt that the initials PT don’t stand for Part Time.

PT does NOT stand for "Part Time."

Donald Brown: Rookies have a tendency to go one of two ways in their first season. Brown gave most Joseph Addai owners a heart attack last season who thought less of him during their drafts. Busting long-ass runs up the gut and jacking touchdowns was just the tip of the iceberg for this up and coming playa. And with Payton Manning calling the plays on the field as usual, you can bet your ass Brown is going to be given the best scenarios possible to ride the lightning once again.

C. Ochocinco: NYC, if you’re still looking for the definition of what’s up, happenin, crackin, bangin, boomin, kickin and doin after the Lebron fiasco…See this man. Flash and dash is back and he has a receiving corps around him that is gonna “Do Work”. Yes sir, they might just be second to none when the dust settles at the end of the season. Don’t think for a second that it’s gonna play with Chad’s head if he doesn’t get his few extra touches. He’s magic when his number is called and his motivation to win puts him right where he belongs, in a league of his own.

Steve Smith: “Hanging tuff“ doesn’t do justice when referring to the work Smith put in last year. Never has Eli Manning looked more comfortable with a receiver who was hardly ever open. Teams caught on quick to the fact that Manning and Smith were getting cerebral but not even that could stop this New York connection from taking flight. With a talented and deep group of up and coming receivers taking the field with him, there is no doubt that Smith leads the charge with his snatch n’ grab, ball-hawking attitude

Brandon Marshall: Not much going on here except the best receiver in the league who is about to take another no name quarterback and make him a star. Anyone who doubts the natural athletic ability of this man should turn in their player card. Never in his career has Marshall had so much offensive talent to surround him and that is just “mad voodoo” for a man who manages year after year to embarrass most every defender who attempts to get in the way of his ball.

Percy Harvin: You think a few headaches are gonna get in the way of this dude? Helllll to the no. “Flash of brilliance” does not begin to describe the reoccurring abilities of this man. There are times Harvin looks like he walked out of the school of Barry Sanders. His moves are so electric that popcorn in the stadium should be served just as kernels. His hands, speed, agility and field vision are so good that they should be set to 99 in Madden. If you don’t know, …You betta ask somebody. Fo realz though.

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