We’ve heard it before: preseason rankings don’t mean a thing. You’re right! But who doesn’t love a list of any kind? If you’ve got the SICKNESS, this is the stuff you need to get your fix. Here at FootballSickness.com, it’s our job to bring you what you want. We’re like altruistic pushers. So without further ado, here are the top 25 teams in the country… at least until they play a game.

If we had to pick today, we foresee something like this.
1. Alabama- It doesn’t matter who the QB is this year. The defense is SICK!!
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2. Oklahoma- Jones, Broyles, Stills, Jefferson= Rebirth of Boomer Sooner
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3. LSU- If the QBs don’t turn it over, the Bayou Bengals are primed to roll
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4. FSU- It didn’t take long for Jimbo to get back to old school Seminoles football. Kill the QB!
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5. Oregon-Offense will score enough. Defense just needs to be average.

What? It's his Lucky beard.
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6. Stanford- Luck, Luck, Luck. Rinse. Repeat…
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7. Boise St- Doesn’t matter what color they wear at home, as long as Kellen Moore shows up
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8. Arkansas- So much speed. Up to Tyler Wilson to make it count
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9. Nebraska- Best defense in the B1G. Offense is the key
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10. Texas A&M- Bringing back the same team that served the Sooners
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11. Wisconsin- They were only missing a QB. Enter Russell Wilson
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12. Oklahoma St- They have the offensive side figured out, but they can’t stop anyone
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13. South Carolina- Should be higher, but their QB is Stephen Garcia
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14. Virginia Tech- QB Logan Thomas 6’7 260. Watch out!
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15. TCU- Defense is never the question for the Frogs. But for the first time in awhile, QB is.
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16. Penn St- Let the quarterbacks shake themselves out. Rest of team is solid.
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17. Mississippi St- More physical than pretty, but damn sure effective

Chizik & Malzahn: gurus or beneficiaries? We'll soon find out.
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18. Northwestern- Dan Persa returns to lead the Wildcats in the Leaders Division
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19. Notre Dame- Brian Kelly is the right man for the Irish. So is WR Michael Floyd
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20. Auburn- Coach Malzahn will have to get a QB up to speed quickly. The SEC waits for no one
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21. Utah- Sheik pick in the Pac12 South. But it’s much more physical than the MWC. Not sure they’re ready
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22. West Virginia- Now that the drama is over, look out for Geno Smith
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23. Arizona St- They will have to ride their defense if they want to get to the Pac12 Title game
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24. Michigan St- Lots of questions on D, but have a senior QB and that is worth a lot in college football
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25. USC- Even on probation, the Trojans have a pretty good squad, and a darn good QB.