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The FOOTBALL SICKNESS PODCAST, 2013 Chicago Bears Preview with Matt Clapp

The Bears are another team with multiple big changes, having parted ways with Brian Urlacher and swapped Lovie Smith for Marc Trestman. There seems to be plenty of reason for optimism, as the bulk of the defense returns and Trestman’s history brings a sense of promise to the offense. In a tough division and a tougher conference, the Bears are still among those teams we here at the Sickness consider potential contenders. Tons of talent. Just needs the right leadership and tweaking. Matt Clapp of Da BearNecessities, Sharapova’s Thigh and The Friendly Blogfines joins us to break down his beloved Bears. Great football talk and some quality fantasy thoughts as well. You’re going to need your noodle for this one so GET YOUR HELMET ON!!!

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Urlacher retires, the plot thickens in the San Francisco-Seattle arms race, and friend of the SICKNESS Jim Day (@fantasytaz) stops by to talk fantasy ball and spread the word about a great cause.  We know, it’s only May. That is no excuse for you to not GET YOUR HELMET ON.





The third set of divisional preview and prediction podcasts is now live, as Ryan Burns and Sen Sogah head north to tackle two of the NFL’s most hotly-contested and physically demanding divisions.  Will the Pack be back?  Will the Bears keep Jay Cutler upright long enough to be as good as they look?  Will the Lions’ circus in the offseason create a 2012 hangover?  Will the Vikings score touchdowns?  And in the AFC, will the Steelers and Ravens maintain their dominance over their traditional Ohio whipping boys, the Bengals and Browns?  All these questions get answered, along with many others.  We also may have noticed the MJD fiasco and all the young quarterbacks seizing the torch.  We’re almost there, folks. The season kicks off in two weeks. You’d better make damn sure you GET YOUR HELMET ON!!!

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At last, our long national winter is over. FOOTBALL IS BACK!  NFL training camps opened up in 32 American cities this week, and provided story after story worth batting around on the FOOTBALL SICKNESS PODCAST.’s Ryan Burns and Sen Sogah know you’re depending on them to break it all down for you, and they won’t let you down. They talk about big stories around the NFL, introduce new nominees for the HALL of SICKNESS, drop some fantasy tidbits, and even cover some quality college football items.  The SICKNESS PODCAST reverts to its natural weekly state from here on out, and the camp-opening edition has a little extra goodness for you.  The only thing left to do is to GET YOUR HELMET ON!!!

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SICK LINKS: July 20, 2012

We hope you’ve enjoyed the first full week of daily SICK LINKS. We will always be looking for quality content to highlight here, so feel free to hit us up via email or twitter or facebook or carrier pigeon with your favorite content.  To conclude the week, an extra heavy batch.  First up, quality anecdotes concerning the dog days of summer from an NFL vet. GET YOUR HELMET ON!!!

Like many of you, I am enjoying Ryan Riddle’s emergence as a football writer. Here, his Memoirs of an NFL Training Camp.’s Justin Higdon reveals some under-the-radar defensive prospects for the 2013 NFL Draft.

Ron Cook of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette recalls the teamwork and loyalty of Joey Porter. Steelers-Browns be damned; the newly-retired Peezy could play for me any day.

PFF & Bleacher Report have a good one in the Bay Area’s Alex Miglio. Here he projects the Redskins as the NFL’s next dynasty. Not sure I agree, but it’s a compelling piece.

The insightful and prolific Jim Day (@FantasyTaz) breaks down his top 50 fantasy football players for Bleacher Report. My view regularly coincides with Jim’s, and does here. Which means he’s a genius. Obviously.

Windy City Gridiron’s Steve Ronkowski breaks down Lovie Smith’s version of the Tampa 2

Aaron Rodgers joined the guys from the NFL Network to talk NFC and the Romo-Rodgers golf rivalry. Fun stuff. Find me a more likeable guy in the league (you can’t).

Football Nation’s Jeff Hunter with a fun little piece on the biggest regrets in NFL history. So far, no mention of Gerard Warren, which can’t be right.

Momo over at Blatant Homerism analyzes college football’s cage-match playoff plans.

Curious about the Vikings’ receiving weaponry? Me too. Tom Pelissero breaks the group down here.

Scouring the web for the best football content leads one to treats like the Birdgang Podcast, a Cardinals-centric audio pleasure. Enjoy.



Few utterly meaningless exercises engender more amusement, hysteria and rage than the mock NFL draft. Everyone has their concrete ideas of what will happen, they study their brains out, deciphering proper slotting according to how they view a particular prospect, team need and/or evaluation method, and finding just the right fit at each spot…and then it all goes completely to hell at pick 3. Seriously, nobody knows anything beyond the first couple of picks. In part, this is because at this time of year in the NFL, misinformation is king, and we’re all having ungodly amounts of smoke blown up our collective wazoo. Even those guys with the flawless hair on TV don’t have great success picking who will go where.  And don’t even get me started on trying to predict trades. Remember how Shanahan and the Redskins were going to move up for or select one of the many first-round-ready quarterbacks in last year’s draft?  Yeah. They took Ryan Kerrigan at 16.  Meanwhile, my mock at the top is way too similar to many others, meaning there’s no chance it happens this way because we all fell for the smoke. Got it? Good.

For this Sickness 2012 Mock, there will be a couple of simple ground rules. First: no trades. I’ll mention where appropriate when I think trades are likely or at least more plausible, but that’s it. I’m not trying to go insane attempting to predict the whims of NFL executives.  I’m guessing strictly based on my wholly amateur opinion of (1) prospect value and (2) team need and/or history.  Second, I try and take into account what a team’s schemes are, and not just throw guys to a team because they need someone at a given position. There’s no point mocking a 3-4 OLB to the Eagles, for example. Different teams are looking for different things, and while I don’t pretend to understand every minute detail of most teams’ philosophies, just know that some marginal thought has gone into the thing. Third, I’m making the traditional guesswork prediction, and then telling you what I would do were I in charge of each team. Full disclosure: I’m not even pretending I have any idea what most of them actually will do.  Lastly: we’re here to have fun. I know some of these make no sense. Have you tried this nonsense?!?  Mock me all you wish. My skin is thick and my helmet is on!


1.  INDIANAPOLIS COLTS:  Guesswork Prediction- Andrew Luck, QB (Stanford). Throw me in with the lot who consider him the most complete, non-speculative, outstanding prospect since John Elway. Luck provides a decision-maker with the comfort of knowing his pre-snap read, adjustment and anticipatory skills have already been tested at an NFL level. A superior athlete in his own right, Luck has the stature to hang in the pocket and shed sacks and the ability to make huge plays outside the pocket and running with the football. The Colts go from one once-in-a-generation QB to the next. They’ve already told us so.

If I Were GM: Luck.

2.  WASHINGTON REDSKINS:  Robert Griffin III, QB (Baylor).  Another foregone QB conclusion, and easily the story to watch going forward in the NFL for 2012. If he becomes what the Redskins obviously expect him to given the haul they gave up to get him, he will be a transformative figure in NFL history. Kick your feet up. Watch. Enjoy.  Unless you’re a defensive coordinator. In which case, ready thyself.  Watch that zone boot.  Watch the play-action off the stretch look.  Good luck.

If I Were GM: RGIII.  (Technically, since I’m a Browns fan, maybe I’d take Matt Kalil here and let Grif fall to 4. Heh. (Damn it.))

3.  MINNESOTA VIKINGS:  Matt Kalil, OT (USC).  Rumors of trade possibilities are heating up in all corners as of this writing, and nothing would surprise me.  The Rams originally held the keys to the draft, but have long since removed that suspense by making the Griffin trade weeks before the draft. As a result, the Vikes have their choice of a franchise left tackle or an elite corner. As it so happens, they are in desperate need of both in this new passing NFL, and either would be a perfectly reasonable choice. But Kalil not only carries additional premium because he protects the QB’s blind side and has NFL bloodlines, he’s generally considered the superior prospect.  This shouldn’t be a tough card for the purple to turn in, but if they don’t take Kalil, heads’ up…because the draft is about to get really interesting.

 If I Were GM:  Kalil. (Sickness First Commandment: Protect Thy Quarterback.)

4.  CLEVELAND BROWNS: Trent Richardson, RB (Alabama).  I go back and forth daily between Richardson, Justin Blackmon and Morris Claiborne, each of whom I think would be an excellent fit. But ultimately, the Browns need to do two things if they are to live with Colt McCoy for even one more season (as it appears that they might).  First, they must shorten the game. Second, they must score more touchdowns. Richardson will help with both. And while I’m not arguing about the general devaluation of the RB position (See the fine piece here by Shawn Siegele), I think exceptions to most rules exist, and Richardson is one to that “rule.” (Many call this stupid. I call it betting against the house. Again, if I can get LeSean McCoy or Ray Rice production at #4…am I bumming that hard?) If Richardson isn’t there, I would guess a trade down or Blackmon.

If I Were GM: Richardson.

5.  TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS: Morris Claiborne, CB (LSU). In this scenario the Bucs end up with the draft’s top corner and a potential top-flight starter at a key position (especially in a division inhabited by Drew Brees, Matthew Ryan, Cam Newton and friends). They might be interested in Justin Blackmon, but in my view Claiborne is the better prospect. He plays one of the premium positions, and he’s ready to step in and do the job for which he’ll be drafted on day 1. There’s one other reason: the Bucs have gotten far too old and too non-law-abiding in recent years. This will help re-set the course of the Bucs’ ship.

If I Were GM:  Claiborne.

6.   ST. LOUIS RAMS: Fletcher Cox, DT (Miss. St.).   A lot of noise about this one, which makes me wonder. But Cox is a heck of a talent. And I do seem to recall Fisher having outstanding defensive lines in Tennessee.

If I Were GM: Justin Blackmon. I’d be thinking about trading up to 3 for Kalil, because Sam Bradford ain’t making that new-CBA, slotted rookie money. No, sir. I’ve got big cash in Sammy B, I’m committed to him, and I need to make damn sure I keep division foes like the San Francisco Smiths, the New Orleans…well…y’know…and the sometimes dominant Seahawk front four off his ass.  If Kalil is here (and there is a chance), I’d pull that trigger. Otherwise, I’m equipping him with my favorite of the top receivers.


7.  JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS:  Stephon Gilmore, CB (South Carolina). The Jags seem like as good a bet for a trade as any team in the top 10, so let’s get that out there. Maybe the Jets come up for a Melvin Ingram, or someone else antsy for a corner or offensive tackle. But here, they’re stuck.  Wideout is certainly a major need, so Blackmon and Floyd would have to be on the radar.  But I still think those corners and pass rushers get pushed up the board, and the Jags could use one of each. Alfie Crow and Peter King beat me to the Stephon Gilmore call (and undoubtedly with infinitely more actual information at hand), but I feel no need to be original here.

If I Were GM: Melvin Ingram. I’m just a believer and think he fits anywhere. I’m probably crazy.

Much of the draft fun will turn on where this dude lands.

8.  MIAMI DOLPHINS: Ryan Tannehill, QB (Texas A & M). I honestly have no idea here. Just riding the wave. (Tannehill & Grudes.)

If I Were GM: Probably Tannehill. But I’d be nervous as hell. Blackmon and Floyd would be my other options.

9.  CAROLINA PANTHERS:  Quentin Coples, DE/DT (North Carolina).  Like I said, these guys get pushed up the board. Butch Davis may be known for a lot of things, but let’s not forget that one of them is coaching up quality D-Linemen, and knowing talent at these positions. Coples has plenty. Questions about his motor and tendency to play too upright are totally valid, but so are observations of his considerable ability.  Freakishly athletic and versatile enough to play inside or out, someone is going to find Coples well worth the gamble sooner rather than later.

If I Were GM: Michael Floyd. Cam is a special passer, and I like Brandon LaFell a lot. But I also know that Steve Smith can’t play forever and Floyd has dominant potential.  I’d take him…then I’d go defense the rest of the draft.

10. BUFFALO BILLS: Justin Blackmon, WR (Oklahoma St.) First, a note: I could see the Bills trading up for someone like Kalil or taking Tannehill if he fell this far. But since I’m not predicting trades…Blackmon would be fantastic opposite Stevie Johnson.  Ryan Fitzpatrick would know exactly how to work the ball to Blackmon and to utilize the Oklahoma State star’s Dr. Octopus-like catch radius and aggression for the football.  He’s also a nightmare in the open field and often takes more than one small man to bring down.  Most mocks have him going higher, and with good reason. But I think there’s a chance he falls with a perception that he is not quite the elite athlete that, say, AJ Green and Julio Jones were a year ago (they went 4 and 6, respectively).

If I Were GM: Again. Melvin Ingram. He’d look nice behind that devastating D-line they’re building. Or book-ending it on certain downs.

11. KANSAS CITY CHIEFS: David DeCastro, G (Stanford). I had Dontari Poe in here, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. He doesn’t dominate on tape despite his fantastic measurables and combine workout.  Plus, DeCastro is a surefire decade-long starter on the interior line and will help grind out yards with Jamaal Charles and Peyton Hillis pounding through the holes.

If I Were GM: DeCastro.

12. SEATTLE SEAHAWKS: Melvin Ingram, DE/OLB (South Carolina).  Finally.  Coach Pete gets a new toy.

If I Were GM:  Ingram. Was that not clear?

13. ARIZONA CARDINALS: Reily Reiff, OT (Iowa).  The Cardinals have to protect whomever their quarterback will be, this year and in the future.

IF I Were GM: Floyd.  I’m in the minority, but I don’t see Reiff as a surefire left tackle, and would have a tough time taking him here as a result. And Fitz desperately wants Floyd. This would fit.

14. DALLAS COWBOYS: Mark Barron, S (Alabama).  All the consensus picks, like the Cowboys taking a defensive back here, make me uncomfortable. It’s just too easy. But they do need ’em. Badly. Of course, Adam Schefter guaranteed on Wednesday that Barron won’t make it to this slot, so…

If I Were GM:  Dre Kirkpatrick. It’s simple. He’s Sabanized and corners are more important to me.

15. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES: Michael Brockers, DT (LSU):  Sen Dog assures me the Eagles’ biggest issue is up front on defense and that he’d be enthralled with the addition of the big DL from LSU.  Good enough for me.

If I Were GM: Luke Keuchly.  They desperately need the upgrade. Of course, it’s at least 50/50 he’s gone before this pick.

Will these guys go nuts?

16. NEW YORK JETS:  Courtney Upshaw, LB (Alabama): Smoke, noise, rumors, innuendo…and none of it about Tebow or feet in general. One well-placed rumor had the Jets interested in trading way up for Trent Richardson. I have a real hard time seeing that, but I don’t have a hard time seeing the Jets moving around. GM Mike Tannenbaum has made that a regular practice, and I half expect him to be selecting 8 or 10 spots earlier here. But Upshaw would fit beautifully into Rex’s 3-4 and is a quality thumper.

If I Were GM: Upshaw or Dontari Poe.  Poe’s got questions, but Rex has a way with those guys and there aren’t many of “those guys” on the planet.

17. CINCINNATI BENGALS (FROM OAK): Luke Keuchly, LB (Boston College). As I mentioned above, I think in real life he’s gone by here. I just don’t know to whom, and in this particular scenario, he’s still sitting here for the Bengals to pluck up. Marvin Lewis was quoted just this week as saying they’ve “neglected the defense.” Let’s go ahead and assume that gets rectified in the first round.

If I Were GM: I’d go with Kirkpatrick first, but they get him anyway here and I can’t in good conscience just keep letting Keuchly fall. This is madness.

18. SAN DIEGO CHARGERS: Cordy Glenn, OL (Georgia).  The Bolts have been devastated up front with injuries and surprise retirements. Glenn is a big, athletic, versatile plug-and-play guy.

If I Were GM: Glenn. I loved Rumford Johnny’s pick of McClellin here, but I think the OL is a huge need.

19. CHICAGO BEARS: Michael Floyd, WR (Notre Dame). They’d be beyond lucky to get him here and to pair him with Brandon Marshall. Jay Cutler is an immensely talented quarterback who, in my view, started to make the leap into the upper echelon with outstanding play throughout 2011. Add another monster weapon and start doing some real damage to the rest of the NFC North.

If I Were GM: Floyd or Reiff.

20. TENNESSEE TITANS: Nick Perry, DE (USC). Still raw, but a rare athlete at a premium position with a nose for the QB and the power to bring him down when he gets there.

If I Were GM:  In all honesty? Janoris Jenkins. Huge risk. But it’s #20, not #2.

21. CINCINNATI BENGALS: Dre Kirkpatrick, CB (Alabama).  I’ll be stunned if the Bengals don’t come out of the first round with a new corner one way or another.

If I Were GM: Kendall Wright.  Put him opposite AJ Green and watch the points roll in.

22. CLEVELAND BROWNS (FROM ATL): Reuben Randle, WR (LSU).  It’ll be interesting to see whether they like Brandon Weeden enough to take him this early despite his advanced age (and if they take Blackmon at No. 4, they might just do that), or whether they look to a less obvious position like rush end. But I think it’s probably a wide receiver or a new right tackle.  Several popular choices exist for the wideout spot.  I think Reuben Randle makes a ton of sense here, and I hear they’ve got this batch of WR’s all pretty closely ranked.

If I Were GM: Randle. I’d be highly tempted to take Janoris Jenkins, but my team is still too young and developing. I’m a big believer in Reuben Randle.

23. DETROIT LIONS:  Whitney Mercilus, DE (Illinois).  Lead the nation in sacks, and would have a good chance at early production with guys like Suh, Fairley and Avril eating up blocks. Can learn on the job with the depth currently in place.  And the Schwartz wants to destroy QB’s. All makes good sense to me.

If I Were GM:  Tough call for me. Since I don’t trust their RB’s to stay healthy? I might look at a quality all-around back like Doug Martin of Boise St. here.

24. PITTSBURGH STEELERS: Kevin Zeitler, OG (Wisconsin).  I have to think Ben is tired of getting demolished back there, and you know with new offensive coordinator Todd Haley in town they’re going to show a renewed commitment to Steeler football and the effective running of the football.  Zeitler is a quality player that addresses both of these issues, shoring up the interior of that offensive line.

If I Were GM: Dont’a Hightower. Just seems like a Steeler to me.

25. DENVER BRONCOS: Devon Still, DT (Penn St.)  Or maybe Dontari Poe. Or even a running back.  But the Broncos must help the middle of that defensive line. I tore them up for not taking Dareus last year (though Von Miller was clearly an outstanding choice), and would do so again if they fail to address what I think is their biggest need.

If I Were GM: Still.

26. HOUSTON TEXANS: Kendall Wright, WR (Baylor).  There seems to be a decent amount of disagreement as to what echelon of player Wright is, but he’s a first-rounder in my book. Couldn’t care less about his timed speed, as the tape shows me he knows how to use whatever he’s got to manipulate and destroy db’s. Tough to square up after the catch, a fine route-runner, and sure-handed. Would fit nicely opposite Andre Johnson and give the Texans that #2 that they’ve been looking for for so long.

If I Were GM: Wright or Poe.

McClellin keeps rising.

27. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (FROM N.O.): Chandler Jones, DE (Syracuse).  Leaning on my man Rummy, here, and I like Jones a good bit. The Patriots are impossible to predict. I certainly didn’t have them targeting those two rookie RB’s last year. And I fully expect them to trade at least one of these late first rounders.

If I Were Gm: I’d just defer to Belichick. Heh.

28. GREEN BAY PACKERS: Shea McClellin, DE/OLB (Boise St.)  Long before he became fashionable with well-known and outstanding draftniks like Greg Cosell, my man Brendan Leister was going crazy telling me how good this guy was.  The more Boise video I watched, the more I could see why. Explosive, fantastic get-off, and one of those tough, fundamentally sound Broncos studs. Someone will be exceptionally pleased to get him, and he’d be an insanely good fit opposite Clay Matthews III.

If I Were GM: McClellin.

29. BALTIMORE RAVENS: Dont’a Hightower, LB (Alabama). “Oh, hey. Looky what we found here. A perfect fit for our aging defense.” – Ravens GM Ozzie Newsome.

If I Were GM: I’m a Browns fan. I’d let the Ravens’ pick expire. (Nope.  Still not over it.)

30. SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS: Coby Fleener, TE (Stanford).  Yes, they have Vernon Davis, and he’s a monster. But perhaps youv’e noticed a team or two looking to run multiple TE threats out there? Plus we’ve got the Harbaugh connection. If Kendall Wright were still available, I’d have done that.

If I Were GM: I might gamble on Stephen Hill of Georgia Tech here. Crazy fast and appears to have every tool in the box. Just didn’t get enough run in that triple option at GT to know for sure.

31. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS:  Janoris Jenkins (CB) Northern Alabama.  If anybody can afford to gamble, it’s the Hoodie.  Jenkins dominated while in the SEC. Bill likes Florida guys. That’s all I’ve got.

If I Were GM: Jenkins. You bet’cha.

32. NEW YORK GIANTS: Bobbie Massie, OT (Mississippi State). I think the Giants are going to be pleased with just about anything that falls into their lap at 32, and Massie is a big stud OL with major upside. They can take their time and develop him, possibly into the LT of their future.

If I Were GM: Lamar Miller. A fun, luxurious replacement for the Tiptoe Bandit and a fine complement to/insurance for Ahmad Bradshaw. I doubt they’d do it, though.

Post Script: Thank the Gridiron Gods this is over for another year. The Mock Draft is exhausting and infuriating. Enjoy your draft weekend, everyone!

The FOOTBALL SICKNESS PODCAST, 2012 NFL Draft Sickness Sidecar Special #2

The NFL Draft Sickness season continues with another special episode featuring one of the top draft writers around, Mr. Matt Miller of Bleacher Report.  Matt joins us to talk in depth about the draft, who should and shouldn’t go where, who should stay home (looking at you, Kellen Moore), and gives us a taste of what real scouting life is like.  We’re hitting the draft and hitting it hard, so…GET YOUR HELMET ON!!

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The FOOTBALL SICKNESS PODCAST, 2012 Post-Combine Edition

So. How many of you spent last weekend watching college-aged men doing speed, agility and explosiveness drills for hours on end? Yeah, us too. Let’s discuss.’s Ryan Burns and Sen Sogah review all the highs and lows of the NFL’s official offseason meat market, bat around the likely RGIII scenarios, look at the end of an era in Pittsburgh, and do a little free agency overview.  It is the offseason but we’re between the lines, so GET YOUR HELMET ON!


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Thoughts for the postseason on all the non-playoff teams.

TENNESSEE TITANS (9-7):  This is a better record than I expected, and the bonus is they don’t really have to pull the Jake Locker trigger yet. There were plenty of question marks, they lost both their best pass-catching threat and their sack leader from a season ago, had a rookie head coach…things could have gone much, much worse. Kudos to Mike Munchak and his staff.

ARIZONA CARDINALS (8-8):  8-8 makes sense but how they got there hardly seems to.  Would’ve thought Kevin Kolb would make more of a contribution. Or a difference.

CHICAGO BEARS (8-8):  Reiterating my only point about the Bears for the past two years: protect thy quarterback.

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (8-8):  (Exasperated look. Raps fingers on desk.)  Well? What are you waiting for?

OAKLAND RAIDERS (8-8):  That was certainly interesting. And I suppose in light of what someone may pay for Andrew Luck or RGIII, the two #1’s Oakland gave up for Carson Palmer might look reasonable. But, damn. How was there no better succession plan than simply, “let the head coach handle it?” The whole season befuddled me. I have no idea what to expect.  Other than Darren McFadden’s annual injury, of course.

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (8-8):  Finished strong, and I don’t think a single NFC playoff team didn’t sigh in relief when they were eliminated. They’ll be back. As will Andy.

Back to the drawing board for the Sanchize.

NEW YORK JETS (8-8):  It seems most have given up on the Sanchize by now. Not I. His OL had him beaten to a pulp much of the year, the run game and defense were both sporadic, and his best receiver was apparently quitting on him. Consistency and decision-making must improve significantly in 2012. Perhaps a new offensive coordinator will clean things up? Rumors abound of Brian Schottenheimer’s demise. Better not ignore that defense in the draft, either.

DALLAS COWBOYS (8-8):  Where to begin?  Well, if it’s me, I’d begin in the secondary. Romo is fine. Yes, he scares me every time. But he’s fine, and it’s not as though better guys grow on trees, now is it?  I believe Jerry’s votes of confidence in both Romo and Coach Garrett are sincere. But I believe the Garrett one is probably limited to 2012.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (7-9):  The highlight of my season may have been the HawkBlogger doing legit major sports radio and taking phone calls this past December. Meanwhile, Tavaris Jackson didn’t kill them and there was a ton to like about the defense. This is a team I’m watching closely this offseason. Time to strike.

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (7-9):  I can understand the Romeo Crennel affection, and I keep hearing about Scott Pioli wanting to re-create a Patriots-ish staff with former New England assistants. You know, because nobody’s tried that yet.

MIAMI DOLPHINS (6-10):  Another team that should be fascinating to watch over the free agency, new coach and draft seasons. I don’t think I’d blow it all up. Maybe just me.

CAROLINA PANTHERS (6-10):  What a difference a quarterback makes. Now get him somebody across from Steve Smith and make people pick their poison.

BUFFALO BILLS (6-10):  Nice start, rough finish. Plenty to learn and grow from. But at least CJ Spiller looks like the real deal. Depth was a problem. Must draft well.

WASHINGTON REDSKINS (5-11):  Sooner or later, this dude is gonna make a move fror a quarterback.

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (5-11):  Evidently, Maurice Jones-Drew is not quite finished. Huge congratulations to a fellow Bruin on his monster, rushing title-winning year. Let’s ask him about the quarterback situation!

Damn it.

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS (4-12):  As it turns out, there is such a thing as being too youngry.

CLEVELAND BROWNS (4-12):  Stop me if you’ve heard this before: they need a quarterback.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS (3-13):  I sincerely hope you’re happy, Brad Childress and Leslie Frazier. THAT is why you should’ve been giving the ball to Adrian Peterson as much as possible. Because those things happen, and now you’ve likely wasted his optimum window with your horse*&$# playcalling and babying of one of the greatest monsters to ever tote a pigskin.  And yes, he was on my fantasy team. But the point stands.

ST. LOUIS RAMS (2-14):  See: Bears, Chicago.  Oh, and try not to put four states worth of cornerbacks on IR next year. Thanks.

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (2-14):  You’ve got a once-in-a-generation quarterback prospect coming out of Stanford, and he’s all yours. Try not to screw it up this time.

JUST WIN, BABY: NFL Week 5 In Review

Is a new Bay Area reign setting in?  The Raiders and Niners both had impressive victories against playoff contenders, serving notice to the rest of the league that they intend to be dealt with.  Some preseason favorites are in danger of folding early, and as usual a number of surprise teams sit near the top of the standings.  It’s why we keep on watching so feverishly.  That’s the Sickness.  And this week’s review is titled for a man who had the Sickness something fierce.  As a native southern Californian who grew up in the 80’s, I’ll remember Mr. Davis (as even some Oakland fans who never met him refer to him) for a lot of things, but the biggest one is this: the man loved football.  He loved business and competition (litigation?) too, but he was always a football guy first. That’s what I liked about him. Rest in peace, Al.

Mr. Davis was no doubt smiling on Sunday.

OAKLAND RAIDERS 25, HOUSTON TEXANS 20:  Three simple words: Just Win, Baby! Al Davis would no doubt be proud of his boys for finding a way to do just that on an emotional Sunday that found even me donning silver and black for the day. The Raiders forced Matt Schaub to drop back 51 times, as the Texans missed the game-plan advantage that is Andre Johnson.  This Oakland team is for real, make no mistake about it.  They didn’t unleash Darren McFadden with any devastation. They won with good tough defense, a balanced attack, and the leg of Sebastian Janikowski. Mr. Davis’ first round kicker made three field goals of 50 yards or better on the afternoon as the Raiders picked off a big AFC road win.  Another Al headscratcher, Darius Heyward-Bey, hit for 99 yards on the day.  Meanwhile, the hits just keep on coming for Houston, who may have lost Super Mario Williams for a significant period to a torn pec.

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS 48, TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS 3:  Let’s all welcome the Niners back to official relevance, shall we?  To say I’m impressed would massively understate the matter.  They threw and landed early haymakers and then just pummeled the Bucs into submission.  San Francisco dominated from start to finish, out-rushing a normally physical and run-heavy Tampa squad 213 yards to 86 (125 by Frank Gore) and winning the turnover battle 3-1.  That’s how each of these teams are built to win, but only Coach Harbaugh’s Niners put it on display this week.  At 4-1, the Niners are in the driver’s seat in the NFC west and has in-conference wins over both Philly and Tampa, who now have to chase them for any wild card contention.

BUFFALO BILLS 31, PHILADELPHIA EAGLES 24:  Michael Vick played a dominant game, but could buy neither a break nor decent protection as the Eagles fell into “let’s not turn this into the 2010 Cowboys, please” territory.  Eagle fans like our man Sen Dog were no doubt employing numerous household items as projectiles early and often, as Vick passes found new and creative ways to locate Buffalo defenders. The Philly QB threw for 315 yards and rushed for another 90, but it wasn’t good enough as the suddenly game-for-anyone Bills rebounded from last week’s tough loss in Cincinnati.  And Sen’s criticism of his Iggles as the least physical team in the NFL isn’t exactly ringing hollow. Fred Jackson put up almost 200 combined rushing and receiving yards.  It’s about time we stop calling Jackson things like “underrated” and “under the radar” and instead refer to his as awesome.  Consider that standard operating procedure around here from now on.

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 30, NEW YORK JETS 21:  Tom Brady keeps doing his thing, and the Patriots join the Bills at 4-1. But the most impressive part of the Patriots’ win was the final drive, as they took Rex’s ground-n-pound style to him with a heavy dose of BenJarvus Green-Ellis (136 yards and 2 TD), chewing up clock and leaving the Jets no chance to tap that miracle bottle they seem to keep on hand for just such occasions.  The Jets are 2-3, but we’ve seen this before. I’ll wait and see. And I should mention: Shonn Greene really stood out in this one.  He seemed to be running with greater comfort and decisiveness, translating into a number of explosive bursts up the middle.  If this team is to turn it around, Greene needs to be a big part of it.

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS 29, DENVER BRONCOS 24:  John Fox ceded to the laws of nature and pulled Kyle Orton in favor of Tim Tebow.  I’m tired of defending my rather unscientific conclusion that Tebow gives them the better chance to win. I don’t care that Kyle Orton is a more polished NFL QB.  From the minute they put him in last year, the offense had more energy.  It just looked different, and though that may make Johns Elway and Fox uncomfortable, I credit Fox for making the switch and taking a chance.  What did/does he have to lose at this point?  Not much.  Worst case scenario, they draft some quarterback from Stanford #1 overall.  As their GM could tell you, things could be worse.  Meanwhile, nice of the bolts to make it interesting.  That 4-1 is not the prettiest of things, and they’d better play better if they want to hold off Oakland in the AFC West.

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 28, INDIANAPOLIS COLTS 24:  The Colts almost got that first one as the Curtis Painter Experience took a more positive turn for once.  Painter threw two more touchdowns to Pierre Garcon. The Colts had it for a minute, there. Alas, it was not to be.  Matt Cassel played his best game of the season, throwing for four touchdowns (2 to Dwayne Bowe), and Jackie Battle stepped up with 119 yards rushing.  The key takeaway here, though, is to remember that these two teams were playing each other, and that neither offers particularly stiff competition for most other NFL squads on a weekly basis.  Too many huge injuries for both.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS 34, ARIZONA CARDINALS 10:  Alright, Leslie Frazier.  I see you!  You are hereby re-hired on a one-week trial basis after Adrian Peterson gets 29 carries, rushing for 122 yards and three first-quarter touchdowns to lead the Vikings in an early knockout of the apparently punchless Cardinals.  You know, it’s amazing: you give All Day the ball all day, and good things just happen.

PITTSBURGH STEELERS 38, TENNESSEE TITANS 17:  You didn’t really think the Steelers were going to let a one-dimensional, under-talented Titans squad come in and set fire to their whole season, did you?  The Pittsburgh Steelers just know how to win, and don’t you forget it.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS 36, NEW YORK GIANTS 25:  Just before he was lost to a shoulder injury in the third quarter and replaced by Charlie Whitehurst, I was all set to write a “shame on all of you Tavaris-bashers” post. Then Whitehurst went out and things pretty much continued. Marshawn Lynch remains an uncomfortable proposition for any would-be tackler, and Sidney Rice is makes a big difference. Someone named Doug Baldwin went off.  And the Seahawks won.  This was typical of those games that make it difficult to take the G-Men too seriously.  You know what I mean.

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS 30, CAROLINA PANTHERS 27:  Cam Newton remains entirely impressive, from the strong arm to the pocket poise to the threat he poses in the run game.  He seems totally non-plussed, almost as though he was born to do this.  Newton and the Panthers presented yet another tough afternoon, this time for the division-foe Saints.  It wasn’t enough to beat Drew Brees (359 yards, 2 TDs), Jimmy Graham (8 rec/129 yards) and the Saints, who are built to last every week and all season long.  Brees led an 80-yard drive, going 8/9 and hitting Pierre Thomas in the flat for the winner, answering Newton’s touchdown to Greg Olsen with a little over 12 minutes to play.  The Saints should be happy with a tough road win within their own division.  Nobody is walking out of Charlotte with an easy W in 2011.

CINCINNATI BENGALS 30, JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS 20:  You know how I know Andrew Dalton is going to make it in the NFL?  He throws it to AJ Green a lot.  Sometimes, the test is just that simple.  Great quarterbacks know that even when a play isn’t there, playmakers need to be given an opportunity to make them. It’s the beauty of the position- in a position of complete control, the optimization of your game demands- at the moments of highest pressure- that you relinquish it and trust your teammates.  There is no way to control it all, because the best laid plans of offensive coordinators and quarterbacks will at times become the signing bonuses of defensive coordinators and pass rushers. Green caught 5 balls for 90 yards and a touchdown, and so far is doing nothing to dispel the “next Megatron” noise people were putting on him during the draft silly season. Green is super smooth. In retrospect, I think Denver should have taken him number 2. (That one’s for my brother, the Broncos fan.)  As for the Jags, I think they could learn a lot by looking up the coast to Carolina. Let your rookie big man get out there and sling it.  He’s got great safety valves in dual Bruins Marcedes Lewis and MJD, both of whom are very good in pass protection and the receiving game. Mike Thomas can stretch the field.  You still need that impact guy, but imagine how nice it would be for Blaine Gabbert to understand how he fits in when you get him in April. What’s the worst that can happen?

Enjoy the Monday Night Fun, everybody.  Lions in a tight one.