This guy should go #1.
If I rammed the zoo, I would shock the world by taking Ndamukong Suh of Nebraska with the Number 1 pick in 2010 NFL DRAFT—I would take him because he is the black Merlin Olsen, who just left us for the next Gridiron—I would take him because he is also Deacon Jones with more speed and more muscles—I would take him because he is both of those franchise players rolled into one—I would take him because Howie Long’s kid is just not cutting it and your Big D coach needs some Big D help and this is as BIG as you will EVER get—I would take him because he only comes around once in a Football life— but mostly I would take him because he could just plain eat Sam Bradford…
After that pick, if I rammed the zoo…with the 33rd pick in the 2010 NFL DRAFT I would select that Frenchish guy, Dan LeFevour of Central Somewhere. I would select him because he is the first Drew Brees of the Mid American Conference.
If for no other reason, I would make these moves on Draft night because of the value and the fact that it makes total FOOTBALL sense…But, just to see the shock on the Lions Brass’ face when you pull their pants down in front of millions of viewers would be Priceless Spectacle Galore!…hell, ESPN would probably pay the RAMS millions just for the pleasure.
Wow, talk about screwing up the mock drafts like never before!
31 NFL Teams collectively jaw dropping and running for the phones.