Ponsky’s Top 100 Overall Fantasy Football Players for 2010

1. Chris Johnson

2. Ray Rice

3. Adrian Peterson

4. Drew Brees

5. Payton Manning

6. Aaron Rodgers

7. Andre Johnson

8. Frank Gore

9. Brandon Marshall

10. Carson Palmer

11. Tom Brady

12. Tony Romo

13. Brett Favre

14. Steven Jackson

15. Cedric Benson

16. Michael Turner

17. Ryan Grant

18. Rashard Mendenhall

19. Phillip Rivers

20. Calvin Johnson

21. Reggie Wayne

22. Dallas Clark

23. Vernon Davis

24. Jamal Charles

25. Deangelo Williams

26. Shonn Greene

27. Ryan Mathews

28. Matt Shaub

29. Miles Austin

30. Desean Jackson

31. Sydney Rice

32. Ronnie Brown

33. Larry Fitzgerald

34. Felix Jones

35. LeSean McCoy

36. Kevin Kolb

37. Eli Manning

38. Steve Smith(car)

39. Pierre Thomas

40. Jason Witten

41. Donovan McNabb

42. Ahmad Bradshaw

43. LaDainian Tomlinson

44. Matt Forte

45. Matthew Stafford

46. Matt Ryan

47. Chad Henne

48. Matt Forte

49. Beanie Wells

50. Reggie Bush

51. JerMichael Finley

52. Brent Celek

53. Jonathan Stewart

54. Mark Sanchez

55. Tony Gonzalez

56. Roddy White

57. Marquez Colston

58. Greg Jennings

59. Jay Cutler

60. Jahvid Best

61. Chad Ochocinco

62. Anquan Boldin

63. Owen Daniels

64. Kellen Winslow

65. Chris Cooley

66. Visanthe Shiancoe

67. Donald Brown

68. Knowshon Moreno

69. Adrian Foster

70. Steve Smith(nyg)

71. Mike Sims-Walker

72. Michael Crabtree

73. Donald Driver

74. Michael Bush / Darren McFadden

75.Wes Welker

76. Jerome Harrison

77. Laurence Maroney

78. CJ Spiller

79. Joseph Addai

80. Terrell Owens

81. TJ Houshmanzadeh

82. Dwayne Bowe

83. Hakeem Nicks

84. Jermaine Gresham

85. Pierre Garcon

86. Jeremy Maclin

87. Percy Harvin

88. Santana Moss

89. Santonio Holmes

90. Hines Ward

91. Brandon Jacobs

92. Marion Barber

93.Clinton Portis

94. Devin Aromashodu

95. Zack Miller

96. Brian Westbrook

97. Braylon Edwards

98. Ricky Williams

99. Cadillac Williams

100. Eddie Royal

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CURTAIN CALL: TARGETED FOR CONTINUED SUCCESS

Pierre Thomas: No reason to believe his breakout success last year should come to a halt. The Saints are one of those very rare teams that has managed to keep most of its Super Bowl Championship roster together. Thomas is a hard-nosed running machine with an uncharacteristic agility that keeps defenders at bay. By the time this season is over there should be no doubt that the initials PT don’t stand for Part Time.

PT does NOT stand for "part-time."

Donald Brown: Rookies have a tendency to go one of two ways in their first season. Brown gave most Joseph Addai owners a heart attack last season who thought less of him during their drafts. Busting long-ass runs up the gut and jacking touchdowns was just the tip of the iceberg for this up and coming playa. And with Payton Manning calling the plays on the field as usual, you can bet your ass Brown is going to be given the best scenarios possible to ride the lightning once again.

C. Ochocinco: NYC, if you’re still looking for the definition of what’s up, happenin, crackin, bangin, boomin, kickin and doin after the Lebron fiasco…See this man. Flash and dash is back and he has a receiving corps around him that is gonna “Do Work”. Yes sir, they might just be second to none when the dust settles at the end of the season. Don’t think for a second that it’s gonna play with Chad’s head if he doesn’t get his few extra touches. He’s magic when his number is called and his motivation to win puts him right where he belongs, in a league of his own.

Steve Smith: “Hanging tuff“ doesn’t do justice when referring to the work Smith put in last year. Never has Eli Manning looked more comfortable with a receiver who was hardly ever open. Teams caught on quick to the fact that Manning and Smith were getting cerebral but not even that could stop this New York connection from taking flight. With a talented and deep group of up and coming receivers taking the field with him, there is no doubt that Smith leads the charge with his snatch n’ grab, ball-hawking attitude

Brandon Marshall: Not much going on here except the best receiver in the league who is about to take another no name quarterback and make him a star. Anyone who doubts the natural athletic ability of this man should turn in their player card. Never in his career has Marshall had so much offensive talent to surround him and that is just “mad voodoo” for a man who manages year after year to embarrass most every defender who attempts to get in the way of his ball.

Percy Harvin: You think a few headaches are gonna get in the way of this dude? Helllll to the no. “Flash of brilliance” does not begin to describe the reoccurring abilities of this man. There are times Harvin looks like he walked out of the school of Barry Sanders. His moves are so electric that popcorn in the stadium should be served just as kernels. His hands, speed, agility and field vision are so good that they should be set to 99 in Madden. If you don’t know, …You betta ask somebody. Fo realz though.

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UNDERSTANDING THE UNEXPECTED

Fantasy Football is more then a game of luck. Much like Poker, there are those who have skill and there are those who were just born to die. The difference between the two is that the skill players think ahead while the born-to-dies are just happy to be there and don’t realize that they are already crushed. So what is it that gives the skilled player more of an advantage? It’s simple and it’s much more then just luck.

Skilled fantasy football players always have an ace or two in the hole.

The skill player doesn’t just love the game they live the game. They eat, sleep, and breathe it. Many nights I have drifted off to sleep after a hard days’ deliberation of potential draft picks and trades only to find myself dreaming about stats and player match-ups. The will to be better than everyone else moves a skilled player to see beyond the playmakers and the teams and find any and all possible angles to exploit to get the win. But all of this means nothing if they don’t know the rules and regulations of their league, and every league’s rules are different.

Knowing how to trade players and utilize the waiver wire are important but it seems every year there is some conflict between two teams that tends to go unresolved because of a gray area in a rule or regulation. The skilled players hypotheticalize these scenarios and flush out any and all possible outcomes in hopes of clarifying any and all questions or reasonable doubts ahead of time. They know what most don’t care to think about and tend to have a deeper insight into the game because of this. It is a players’ responsibility to carefully go through the rule book and comprehend the game at hand.

It seems every year, though, that a situation arises that causes a heated debate where in the end, someone feels screwed. Usually they are because most commissioners tend to take the neutral approach and leave the actions in question to the infamous saying, “We’ll just have to clarify that for next year.” In hopes of trying to avoid a few of these sand trap situations, here are a couple thoughts to chew on before you decide to drop your cash into a league that you know nothing about.

Know how you can trade players. Can they be traded back to the same team you got them from the next week? Define your rules. Think of any and all possible scenarios and situations and take part in the creative process of defining what you are fighting for. After all, it’s yo cash on the line playa, don’t be a sucka and get bitch-slapped cause you were too lazy to be involved. If something needs to be clarified, think of a couple alternative ways to define it and bring them to the table. Be specific. Exact words and guidelines are better than incomplete ignorance any day.

Bonus points. I am not a huge fan of these because I think that a simple scoring format is just more conducive. If your league falls victim to these then at least know how they work. Does a player get extra points if his touchdown is over fifty yards? Does a player get extra points if his touchdown is over seventy yards? How much does a defense get if they hold a team under a hundred and fifty yards? Every point matters and knowing where they are coming from is just the tip of the iceberg. I once had a friend a couple of years back who drafted a defense in the sixth round. Though this is not the most ideal of places to draft a defense, he laughed all the way to the championship game because in three fourths of his games played, their bonus points got him to the win.

The truth? Not everyone is made to play fantasy football. There are those who play just to play and that is fine. People like me enjoy wreckin’ their shop. There are those who play to win and that is ok too, because people like me enjoy the competition. The difference between the two is usually just a little more of an effort.

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FANTASY SICKNESS: Fantasy Tips From The Master- MAN DOWN!

So you’ve drafted your future fantasy championship team and you’re stoked. You’re higher then a giraffe’s nutsack (Joe Rogan Joke) and the smack talk has begun. Why not? The season hasn’t even started and you can already taste the playoffs. All the suckerchump fools in your league have magically taken every player you never wanted or were on the fence with and you couldn’t be more elated with the elite roster of gridiron gladiators you’ve selected. Your team is deep, thick, and tasty in talent. You have your weekly must-starts and a slew of back ups to fill in for the bye weeks…It’s on.  But then, BANG…It’s only week two when you hear the call, “man down”.

This was almost as painful for Brady’s fantasy owners as it was for him.

We’re not talking about the scrubs, were talking about the starters, the playmakers, the point scoring die-hard machines of talent that have their season cut early because someone forgot to get off the tracks as the train was coming through. What next? Your number two running back is good but he’s not the number one who averages two scores and twenty plus points a week. Your receivers are good but there is no way to replace the consistency of a number one pick. Even with a plug in from the waiver wire, it’s still going to be a long ass season, right? What do you do? Rule #1- Don’t trip fool, you got this. TRADE TRADE TRADE TRADE TRADE.

Be creative as hell and you can fix this. But to do so you’re going to have to grab yourself by the short and curlies and nut up. That’s right, it’s time to mortgage your franchise player. If you lost your number one, then your number two will have to do. What is the most valuable thing in fantasy football? Top 20 players. If you have one or two of these then it is time to get down to business. What is the value of Andre Johnson or Maurice Jones-Drew? In most leagues it is at least two number two players. What that means is if you lose Adrian Peterson to a season ending injury and your Quarterback is Drew Brees, then trade the bitch. That’s right! You heard me, trade him. Why, you ask? For this specifically hypothetical hellfire scenario, let’s focus on the immediate need: filling the void. This can work for you or against you depending on how you play it. Let’s say the remaining running backs on your roster are Ryan Grant, CJ Spiller and Darren McFadden. (Eww, by the way.) Grant and McFadden are both in offenses that have a lot of other talent surrounding them. Spiller looks promising as a rookie, but Buffalo is no team to get excited over. Don’t get me wrong, your boys ball but they are not the end all be all week in and week out.

Now, let’s say you have two top quarterbacks on your roster like Drew Brees and Eli Manning. Yes, Drew Brees most likely will outgun Eli Manning every week; he has since birth. Manning is in a rougher division as well. He plays outdoors in the east for most of the season, and his team is not the defending Super Bowl Champions. So why trade Brees? V-A-L-U-E. Combo him up with one of your backs for a two for three player trade, or send Brees’ ass packing solo for some second round picks. You should be able to land high second round prospects .

Usually the difference between the top QB and the tenth ranked QB is about a thousand yards and five to eight touchdowns. Yes that is a lot to give up. Remember that football is a game of two seasons and in the second half it’s usually run first and second because of the weather. Always account for the elements as well as the division and this off the wall strategy just might leave you where you want to be…looking over your shoulder at second place.

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FANTASY DRAFT TIPS FROM THE MASTER

Well, it’s early July and the NFL season is just a few short months away from kick-off. Most players are

Don't be this guy. Be prepared.

hard at work training and conditioning themselves mentally and physically for the long season ahead. Coaches are assessing their teams’ strengths and weaknesses.  And, like all good fantasy players, I too have my pre-fantasy draft eye on the upcoming season. In my opinion, when it comes to fantasy play, championship teams aren’t to be decided on at the draft, they are merely to be selected.Here are a few tips that can help give you an advantage when planning out a strategy for success.

#1- Mock Drafts- Find a site and roll with it as much as you can. This can be an excellent way of assessing talent and having an idea when it might be selected. Make a list and keep track of each players selected rounds. Play the law of averages and you get a pretty good idea of where someone might fall or still be waiting at to be selected. Fantasy magazines and broadcasts have almost no idea how to place a true value on a player because every leagues rules and scoring are different. In the end, there can be only one…So be prepared to go the distance.

#2- Player Rankings- Go deep. Don’t be a sucker and only list the top thirty or forty players before you go to your draft. In a ten team league, that is four or five rounds and most leagues draft fifteen rounds. Do the math, dummy. You come up shorter then BP on brainpower. Championship teams aren’t made in the first few rounds, they are made in the middle rounds where backups and subs can come out of nowhere to dominate or fill in for the injured which does happen to players from time to time in this game. If your starting roster begins to read like an injury report, the depth of the field pays itself off in possibly keeping you in contention to make the playoffs. Did you pick up Ricky Williams last year? Ever heard of Rashard Mendenhall or Pierre Garcon?…See what I mean?  Know your $#@!

#3- Strategy- What’s the #1 question to ask yourself, “Who do I take?” Is it QB first, then RB, then WR? Is it RB, RB, then QB? Is it WR, WR, RB? Knowing how to determine your teams needs through the draft takes experience and proper planning. Weighing your options in the moment of the draft is like a kid being stuck in a toy store with a black American Express Card on Christmas Eve. There is just too much to chose from. My advice, is to take the best of what is available and then trade later for what you need. Stick to your lists of players by position and stay away from defenses and kickers till the last few rounds. So you took three quarterback’s for the first three rounds. Yes, that is a very bad idea, but make the best of it. Put on your GM hat and make some calls. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Always try and keep it away from your division though because the last thing you need is a trade that comes back to bite you in the ass more then once..Philly will know about this for the next few years.

Always be prepared and prepare for the unexpected when drafting. Be loose and relaxed about your decisions and know that most people don’t finish the season with the same team they drafted (unless you’re in a no-trade league). The fantasy season has many ups and downs that will take place, and going with them rather then against them can be the difference in winning, losing, and crapping your pants.

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THE UP AND UP

Jermichael Finley has next.

FOOTBALL has always been more than a game of inches. Heart, soul and determination fueled by blood, sweat, and tears is what makes up the composition of the modern day gridiron gladiator. The offseason is for those who play the game, but for those who rule it, there is no such thing as time off. True students of the game are students year round. They sacrifice free time, family and friends and immerse themselves in their craft with reckless abandon, a thirst for knowledge, and the hopes of gaining the all-important never underestimated edge. This isn’t because they have to, it is because they want to. These guys are the reason we watch, they are the reason we cheer, they are the reason we care. They are the All-Pro’s. Names like Manning, Peterson, Gates and Jones-Drew roll off the tongue when it comes to calling out a few. But who lurks in the shadows like a panther waiting to pounce on the opportunity to take their game to the next level?

Jermichael Finley- Last year was Driver’s year to be the receiving stud in Green Bay, but Finley came almost out of nowhere. Dominating fantasy minds and hearts across leagues waiver wire lines mid-season, we never looked back at the awesomeness of his potential. One thing is for certain, he ain’t gonna be around in this year’s draft, and if he is, then he won’t be for long. Gobble Gobble!

Michael Crabtree- Hailed as a diva to his organization for holding out longer then Ghandi on a hunger strike, Crabs took his sick skills and came into his own quickly with seven catches in his first game, which came begrudgingly halfway through the season. No 40-yard dash time you say? The only fool who thought that was an issue is still trying to figure out how he dropped 45 mil on Jamarcus “Pancake” Russell and DeAngelo “Which way did he go” Hall over the last three years. (EDITOR’S NOTE: Mr. Ponsky has no way of knowing this, but my position on DeAngelo Hall is well-established, to the point where a Raiders fan friend of mine once purchased the domain name “DeAngeloHallSucks.com” for me as a gift. True story.) As long as Crabtree is on the field Alex Smith might just have a chance to keep his starting job. But having players like Frank Gore, Vernon Davis and a sick ass Defense also help too. Uh-oh, did someone say playoffs?

Jerome Harrison- This little dude runs like a champion- quick, fast, decisive, and powerful. He is always going to be subject to “what?” because he plays for Cleveland, but that is an organization who is about to join the 500 club. Yeah it’s unfortunate they are in the division they are in but Harrison keeps other teams honest. You have to respect his game and the second you don’t, he will remind you that you should have. Holmgren’s influence on the head coach should keep this guy in position to have an impact weekly. Except maybe when he is playing within his division…For now.

Robert Meachem- All this guy did last year was make big play after big play after big play. And in what week did he finally get picked up? Sure, Brees makes most receivers and running backs in his corps look tasty. They are, and there are a lot. Even so, Meachem is tall, smart and has great hands. His uncanny ability to time his jump balls reminds some of Randy Moss. Though Meach is not nearly the athlete that Moss is, they do both share some hops and when you have Drew Brees as your QB, that may be all you need.

Felix Jones- With all the talk about the receiving corps in Dallas being so elite, let’s not forget that the run opens up the pass. Still, when you have a running back who can catch as well has he runs then you have “a little something pretty.”  Jones is pretty. He is fast, quick, smooth and slick. He will rope-a-dope linemen with ease and knockout DB’s with his power. A threat to hit a home run every time he touches the ball, his points double in my book because he is Dallas’ best return game as well.

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THE UNOFFICIAL WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHY, AND WHERE OF THE 2010 NFL PRE-SEASON

DeSean Jackson: Who…the hell do you think you are trying to smack down the eleven-year career of Donovan McNabb in Philadelphia by saying that you don’t miss a beat with Kolb as your starter? I dare you to do half as much

Less of this would be fine with me.

for the city and the sport as McNabb over the next ten years and I bet you don’t come close. Yes you have a talent on the field, but your mouth is as loose as a five dollar hooker working for a two dollar tip. Your flash is selfish and it is going to get you snake bitten. Not that we all don’t see this coming, but football is a game of injuries and one day you’re gonna get yours like everybody else gets theirs. T.O played in a super bowl with his broken leg for Philly and that is what it takes to be a winner in this league. With the spit and venom you shoot, we will see how fast you get back on the horse when asked to put it all out on the line. Who knows, maybe you can take a lesson from T.O. It’s one that McNabb inadvertently (that means unintentionally) helped him to learn. The lesson is called, “How to shut your mouth and just play football.”

Albert Haynesworth: What…in the hell is your problem?!?! You got paid and 10% of America is ready to rob a bank to feed their families. Get it together, man, and help set an example. You’re better then that. Quit crying about the job description changing. I work in a restaurant and my job description changes every day. By the way, I don’t make millions of dollars and have no choice but to go along with the program or I will be hungry, jobless, and homeless. Be a marine and suck it up, soldier. If that is too hard then maybe you need to look at your bank account and remember you cashed a $20 million dollar check, and that said s#$! was cool between you and the Washington organization. If you had a problem, then you shouldn’t have cashed the check.

NFL: When…the time comes to vote on whether to play the Super Bowl in the United States or another country, you think about this…You can go kiss America’s A.S.S, and every football fan’s in it who helped financially make the NFL what it is today. The NFL is America’s game, the Super Bowl is America’s game, and there is no way in hell we are gonna let you pull the trigger on that one. Even if we the fans have to go on strike. And we can make that happen. We have the Internet and know how to rally around a cause. Call Haiti if you don’t believe me.

Fans: Why…is it that the NFL offseason seems so long? I mean damn, I’m jonesin’ here for some smashmouth and it’s only June. Let’s get it on already!  Just Sayin’.

Wondering: Where…is the best ballpark to tailgate in the NFL? I wanna know cause I’m buying tickets to a game this season and am gonna put the most voted on place to the test.

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